Why Did the Cow Cross the Road? To Get to the Udder Side.

Sitting at the dinner table the other night Aubrey announced proudly,

"Momma!  I know what's in cows!"

"What's in cows, sweetie?" I answered. 

I fully expected her to say "milk" or "cheese" or some other dairy product.

"Hamburgers," she answered in a matter-of- fact voice.